There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Colemanoscopy

The act of plugging oneselfs asshole with his own dick because he's so full of shit.

The p-town butt plug is better known as a Colemanoscopy

by Mether-FECer July 9, 2018

jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019

Gary Coleman

The one urinal, always located at the far left or right of the line of porcelain pee-ers, that is significantly lower than the other urinals.

"All the stalls are full, Junior, but you're tall enough now to use the Gary Coleman."

by JohnInCleveland May 12, 2008

Tevin Coleman

The absolute fucking walking Chad. But not until his Ex roasts him on Urban Dictionary does he calm down and becomes a middle age English peasant.

Girl 1- That guy is such a Tevin Coleman! He is so cool!
Girl 2- No he’s a Tevin Coleman, the brake-up made him a loser, now he’s a Roblox Kid.

by Per-Son May 23, 2022

colman

A awesome sexy motha fucka

Best friend ever

I would so fuck colman

by Bdjdks June 29, 2016

ColemanCopter

Someone who has a small penis doing a windmill with their penis.

"Gary Coleman was caught doing the ColemanCopter in a club last night"

by TapirDurp17 February 4, 2013