An idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. Plays catcher. Thinks he's Batman. Likes to give shit, doesn't like to get shit. Has an excuse for anything that doesn't go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can't do the same thing. Picks fights and then resorts to "I'll sue your ass" if you call him on it. Basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) Colonel - You suck, you can't catch anything.
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
Person - You haven't made a play yet this season.
Colonel - You don't see what I see! It's chaos! You try catching this shit.
2) Colonel - You're a fake tough guy. Let's fight.
Person - OK
Colonel - (won't fight) says to people around him "I'll sue his ass. I own him!"
by FTG October 14, 2013
A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).
by Matt and Russ April 22, 2008
Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.
by simmo890 May 24, 2009
when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite
by rocketmania August 04, 2006
by Dr M March 29, 2004
- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.
by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004
by Arran Greenwood May 11, 2008