collingwood 

A school in the South East of England. The principal of said school is Ms. Oddie. She is rather leinient and doesn't mind if you cuss lightly.

Let's trash that Collingwood. I mean- Yeah, that's what I meant.

collingwood by Boxford March 29, 2005

Collingwood 

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”

“Ow”

Collingwood by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019

Collingwood 

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

Collingwood by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021

Collingwood 

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!

“Do you go for Collingwood?”
“Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch”

Collingwood by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022

Collingwood 

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

Collingwood by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Collingwood Shuffle 

Leaving an AFL (Australian rules football) game before its conclusion in anticipation of impending loss. Most common amongst Collingwood supporters, whose proud tradition of leaving en masse at three quarter time to catch the soonest train to Broadmeadows endures to this day.

Also applies to all football supporters too weak to cop a loss and stick with their boys till the final siren.

Roughead slams through his second goal of the 2008 Grand Final, effectively ending Geelong's hopes of back-to-back premierships. And the Collingwood Shuffle commences!!

Collingwood Shuffle by DerBayer September 12, 2009

Collingwood Supporter 

An illiterate bogan who has little or no general knowledge on any topic to that isn't to do with Australian Rules Football. They are incappable of dealing with a loss of a game, and claim it is always the umpire's fault even though they kissed dale thomas' ass the whole way through the game.

Typical ways to pass the time including getting dressed up into your favourite flannie and ugg boots, combing the mullet and going down to "norflanz" to have a drink with fellow supporters near the bus stops.

While at the game, it is tradition for a supporter to have at least 12 VBs before half time. It is also important to try and pick a fight with anybody supporting an apposing team.

Normal Person " Hey what footy team do you go for?"
Collingwood Supporter " I goes fa collingwood the best f'in team in thaa AFL, if ya doesnt like them i'll kick ya arrrrsee in!"

Collingwood Supporter by chockyy3072 October 4, 2009