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face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
by kawar January 5, 2009
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fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
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Collectionist

Someone who collects items or antiques based on their hobby. Ex. Video games, coins, vintage items, toys, etc. Another term for what is commonly known as a collector.
Do you have Super Nintendo's? I want to acquire one because I am a collectionist.
by Shuichi1 August 20, 2019
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card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.
"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?
by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008
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pic collector

1. A leery anonymous person who replies to your personal ad for the sole purpose of collecting your pics to inflate his or her poor ego. An encounter with a pic collector is always short and obnoxiously one-sided.

2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.

3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.
Me: Hey. Hot pic!
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*
by fit420guy August 26, 2012
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slut collector

aka pimp

one who gathers women for over-night friendships sevices to men for a profit.

usually a male with some street cred... and serveral guns.
Person A: Joey is such a pimp

Person B: yeah, he is a good slut collector
by Orangtang October 29, 2008
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Animal Collective

the most hella band out there. when you listen to them, you'll be like damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah
hella guy 1: "have you heard the new animal collective album that was released in 2013?"
hella guy 2: "no?"
hella guy 1: "oh right because it doesnt exist hahahahah
hella guy 2:" -_- can you like stop"
by automine January 2, 2014
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