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nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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bank collection

A folder (usually hidden or disguised under a misleading name) of photos or videos for later… typically used for masturbation purposes
“You want me to send my bank collection over? The shit gets me off without even fucking trying”
by Yallknowwhatimsayin September 19, 2021
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A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
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college board

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.
by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005
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College

The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.
Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.

Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!
by Ese Loco Ghost November 14, 2016
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college six pack

Noun: A miscellaneous assortment of beers collected from a previous night or nights combined to create a unique, one-of-a-kind six pack.
Troy: Yooooooo! I found two Dos Equis, a natty, a keystone and two Stellas in the fridge for tonight.

Chad: That's #dope bruh, come through with that college six pack.
by arizonastillsucks January 14, 2017
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princethorpe college

A school where you get detentions for wearing a coat on inside even thought its snowy. also the deputy head sets up a helpline text number but then bans mobile phones.
Princethorpe college, Little kid being bullied takes out his phone to text the helpline teacher comes across thats a detention jimmy but miss No buts jimmy
by Higham chav June 23, 2018
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