The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.
Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.
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Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.
Example Sentence:
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018
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by mountainman2 January 17, 2021
Get the clencher mug.A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.
Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.
Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.
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Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.
Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
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