coke can cock

when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.

Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks

by The Authority February 14, 2003

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

california coke can

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

Coke in the Can

The act of inserting powdered cocaine into the rectum in order to get high.

Her septum was deviated, so she wanted a coke in the can.

by DigitalSignalXX November 10, 2009

Can of Coke

When a woman has an incredible, stupid, fat, dummy ass connected to her back.

Guy 1: Shit, Heather has a goddamn can of coke on her back!
Guy 2: Damn staight, I wanna drink that fucker

by MoNWOBrewTO March 29, 2010

you can have a coke

"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".

Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".

Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:

Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?

Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?

Customer: Pardon?

Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.

by BabyGing July 9, 2011