Sexual intercourse, where the male inserts his penis in to the female's vagina. The majority of males are stimulated in to ejaculating liquid filled with millions of semen.
Barney: Yeah let's have sex.
Sesame Street chick: Sex?
Barney: Coitus. Or oral sex?
Sesame Street chick: Yes. mmmm... nom nom nom.
(_(_)!!!!!!D ---> O:
Sesame Street chick: Sex?
Barney: Coitus. Or oral sex?
Sesame Street chick: Yes. mmmm... nom nom nom.
(_(_)!!!!!!D ---> O:
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Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
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