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Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.
Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.
by PonchoFox December 29, 2014
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cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.
Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet
by Dickpics February 21, 2015
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cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
by A squared April 20, 2015
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Cocoda

Cocoda: (N) Indian for Manda, similar to Native American but with more feathers, drums, totum poles, etc... Reference: Blood thirsty savages.
"That crazy Cocoda was playing with that gosh darn hatchet again and killed Phillip the pig."
by M. Lane January 27, 2008
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cocotaso

When a Hispanic mom or dad hits you with their knuckles on your head really hard.
Eh chica? Quieres un cocotaso?!
by ESE m March 30, 2016
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coconutter

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"
by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018
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The Cocoa Scale

An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
by i-ain May 30, 2009
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