Cocona

Cocona is a really cool duck who eats dogs and cats. She’s super funny and a great friend. I don’t see why she wasn’t already in urban dictionary, but now she is. She is the nicest duck in deh world. hiMakes the best faces too.

Friends one: COCONA!! *makes duck face*
Cocona: HIIIIII *makes face*
Friend two: hey you want some of my fried dog?
Cocona: sure! Have some of my fried cat.

Cocona by ok boomer eats dogs and cats December 14, 2019

coconut corn husky 

Coconut corn husky is a fighting dog breed that is specialized in fighting feral cats. The exact pedigree is the breed is unknown although the primary breeder is a man named Steve Balboni out of New York.

Tommy Tough-knuckles walked his coconut corn husky to a tournament on Miami beach.

coconut corn husky by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 December 21, 2022

Coconut Corn Husky 

The Coconut Corn Husky is an extremely aggressive breed of dog that originates from New York City. Banned in 7 1/2 states this dog is a feral cats worst nightmare.

What type of dog is that? My coconut corn husky would fuck that dog up!

Coconut Corn Husky by Tuench March 27, 2023

coconut sharks 

All I know is that they're in the water, fren.

Coconut Sharks in the water, frens.

coconut sharks by TheOffPanda August 18, 2017

Coconut Doggy 

A capybara
capybaras look like dogs fused with coconuts

capybara!
capybara!
coconut doggy !!!
oh my gosh!

Coconut Doggy by laylaismeanie August 19, 2021

Coconut Island 

Coconut Island is an analogy to the coercion that naturally takes place when there is a power imbalance. The analogy is a rebuttal to the idea of "voluntary interactions" under the framework of anarcho-capitalism. The analogy goes as follows. You are on a plane which crash lands onto an island. You are one of the two only survivors. While you were unconscious, the other survivor gathered all of the coconuts on the island (the only source of food) into a pile, sheltered that pile with all the wreckage of the plane, and declare they own it. And they say they are willing to give you some coconuts if you throat your cock. The question then presented is, "Is that a voluntary interaction?"

Adam: We can have a voluntary system that does the same things as government without all of the coercion of government.
Vaush: How would that system not impose coercive measures on the workers of its society? Consider the Coconut Island analogy. Your options are to die or throat a cock. That is coercion. That is exactly the system we live under via capitalism and would not be done away with in an ancap society.

Coconut Island by NonUrbanPerson August 23, 2021

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012