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Cocoa Beach

Small lazy town on the eastern coast of Florida where all the big wigs in highschool never left and continue to drink and get high all the time while never suceeding in life. All the nerdy kids are now making everyone their bitch. Only place in the world where bums wear helmets, huge jackets, ask for 83 cents, and carry mass amounts of lighters. Plenty of foreign tourist babes to get drunk with and if you pick the right person(everyone) you can bring them back to the house and get high...with the parents.
Founded on drugs in the 1960's and still run by them. God Bless America
Cocoa Beach is where dreams are made and dirty girls are born.
by ou8acracker2 October 9, 2008
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Cocoa Milkhat

When a black man ejaculates onto the top of someone's head.
Man1: How was your date with Michelle?
Man2: It was fantastic, I gave her the ol' Cocoa Milkhat.
by Shooty43 May 10, 2018
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cocoa chops

When your partner rims you and you leave them with anal discharge around their lips.
"Sorry love, I've given you cocoa chops. Go and clean up."
by Aussielon November 6, 2008
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Cocoa bomb

The act of putting milk, chocolate syrup and mini marshmallows in one's rectum, then having anal intercourse to mix it up. Once it's mixed up it's expelled into a mug then the male ejaculates on top and the drink is ready to be served.
It was a cold December night so Sandy and Carl decided to warm themselves up and make a cocoa bomb.
by Jazzylee December 12, 2021
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Cocoa Commander

Singular: A person that is better than you.
Plural: An actual group of people that are better than you.
"I'm such a Cocoa Commander."
"They're the Cocoa Commanders."
by SWAGGERCOMMANDER October 17, 2009
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Cocoa Swirl

To take anything of a chocolate substance and rub it around and inside of a person's anal cavity and/or rectal area
Example 1:

Jason: "Hey I heard you got her with that cocoa swirl last night."
Shaun: "You know it, man."

Example 2:

Willy Wonka: "Hey, Charlie, you ready for the cocoa swirl tonight?"
Charlie: "My body is ready."
by SUPERBLORP April 22, 2015
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Cocoa Moo

A chocolaty milk beverage.
1. I like a tall glass of cocoa moo!

2. I drank a tall glass of cocoa moo with my pizza.
by Tibia Boi October 26, 2005
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