cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

cockward

An awkward sexual advance that you originally thought would go over smoother.

we were getting along great untill i said "we should go watch a movie at my place" then things got cockward.

by thunderone July 10, 2010

cockward

anything awkward having to do with cock (sex, cockblocking, guys defending territory, etc)

"did you see that guy trying to get with his best friend's ex? yeah, that was so cockward."

by carleeta November 17, 2006

cockward

acting strange the first time you have gay sex

"yeah steve and i were about to get it on but he was so cockward!!"

by a_scientist April 23, 2009

cockward

Doing and saying all the wrong things arrogantly with complete self assurance.

With every date he becomes more cockward.

by L. Brooks April 23, 2007

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

by linaloki February 14, 2015