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cocksure

A feeling of confidence, superiority, greatness, and swagger only obtained by pure animals. This "attitude " or "lifestyle" in fact has absolutely nothing to do with the size of one's penis, but is more a way of life for wildmen.
Frat guy #1:"Boy Larry is really killing it with the ladies tonight!"

Frat guy #2:"Yeah, I know! He's such a cocksure wildman!"
by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010
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cockasaurus-rex

He must have a cockasaurus-rex in his pants, because that's a big buldge.
by BIGDADDYDARON October 4, 2005
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Cockasaurus

Very huge cock,described big like a dinosaur
"Brad showed me his cockasaurus"
"Bro she couldn't handle the cockasaurus"
by Plemington_J August 27, 2013
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cocksaucing

Stroking your ego. Showing off. Showboating. Basically, being a chief.
Dude 1: That dude is definitely cocksaucing.

Dude 2: Well, that's like your opinion, man.
by CockSaucing July 8, 2016
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Cockasaurus

A person 6'0 or taller that has a 12 inch cock.
Woah! I expected you to be a little mouse, but you're actually a cockasaurus!!
by CraftyCheeses January 26, 2023
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Douche Cockosaurus

Any individual that is undoubtedly being an asshole via the internet just because he or she has the safety of being behind a computer instead of actually saying those most offensive things in person. They usually use intarwebz slang & improper english.

NOTE: See E-THUG for any additional description.
(Member on messaged board): I dont think thats true. I have to disagree

(Douche Cockosaurus): y0 foo! who u th4nk u iz, nigg@!? Mi g3o m3tr0 can do 11 secundz in a qwater mile. u aint g0t no commun since y0! i g0nna fAwk y0 mom and m4ke u watch me d0 it! STFU & GTFO!
by E. Jeezy January 13, 2009
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cocksurfing

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.
"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"
by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011
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