Cockdog

Vulgar slang term used to describe a particular breed of Dachshund, mainly chiweenies, though it can be applied to any breed of Dachshund in general.

"Yo, did you see DJ? That weiner dog is really effeminate."

"Oh, you mean the cockdog? Yeah, bro, he'd look really pretty in a prom dress."

by BUnknown1987 September 2, 2018

cockbody

1.any man you ditch your homegirls to spend time with

2.any man who makes you a tool

" fuck you, you don't don't care about anyone except yourself, and whatever cockbody your with ."

by treeschooled March 14, 2010

CockDoxx

To post a picture to local social media accounts of a local teenager doing typical teenager stuff, like driving fast or making a lot of noise, in order to expose their behavior to their parents.

Most especially, CockDoxxing happens when people with too much time on their hands, like a Ladera Mom takes a picture of you and posts it to local Facebook groups for other moms to see and hopefully, inform your parents of the red light you ran or loud party you threw.

OMG, Katy's mom CockDoxx'd me on the neighborhood watch Facebook group and posted a picture of me in my mom's car blowing a red light, now I can't drive for a month.

by StepfordWife388 December 17, 2017

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

cockbobbler

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

Cockjohnny

1. A person who pretends to know everything about anything, but actually doesn't.

2. A person who interjects into a conversation with an unrelated and incoherent subject.

He says he can fix my computer but I think he is a cockjohnny.

by Anthony Gray January 26, 2004

cockdoodle

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.

Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.

by gianluke November 30, 2006