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Cocklament

It was a cocklament
by Favorite fag March 18, 2017
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cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.
After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"
by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005
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cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens
eat cocklaser bastard
by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004
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Cockface Nabrowski

A kid that lives next to me at Edinboro College of PA. He nevers gets pussy and wears the same shirt all the time...but hes cool i guess.
Your being a COCKFACE...Cockface?
by Eric Porth February 1, 2005
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twatty mc cockface

any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*
by s-to-the-w,w,w,wowza! October 19, 2006
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cockface

a girl you know that loves to have cock in her face 24/7.
ya i know nicky, that bitch is a cockface!
by 1 of those cocks. December 18, 2005
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cockface

1.) Someone who accepts penis about the mouth.


2.) A derivative of "dickhead"
A fucking asshole
1.) Rosalee is a cockface as she likes penis lobbed in her trap, she also likes it in the turd cuttah but that's not important right now.

Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.

Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.

2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.

Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
by Scooter McScooter February 19, 2009
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