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Cockis (Cock ees)

Hilarious thing to call khakis when wearing no underwear.
Carl... Dude when I farted I accidentally sharted so I had to ditch my undies.

Max... Sounds like those those khakis became Cockis (Cock ees)
by Ofresh February 22, 2019
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cockstain

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.
You wanna do a cockstain?
by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008
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cockstop

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009
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cockstorm

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
by Ga' November 21, 2003
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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Cockster

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010
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cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
by B Sinclair February 7, 2007
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