cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

cockgobbler

1. an insensitive asshole.

2. one who gobbles cock.

That cockgobbler stole my ride!

by MisterMojo October 13, 2007

cockgobbler

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.

You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.

by Beotch December 6, 2003

cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.

The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!

by Craigelles April 29, 2006

cockgobbler

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling

Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

cockgobbler

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

by kara December 16, 2003

cockgobbler

a person who is not gay and doesn't act gay, but is very annoying and generaly is an asshole

to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework

asshole "hey your gay hahaha"

working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"

by DPdaix November 10, 2008