*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!
by jacques.cocteau April 18, 2007
by MisterMojo September 28, 2007
one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.
by Beotch December 6, 2003
1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.
by Craigelles April 13, 2006
Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework
asshole "hey your gay hahaha"
working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
asshole "hey your gay hahaha"
working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
by DPdaix November 6, 2006