cockference

when two guys have a man meeting

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference

by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockfree

lesbian relationship

Mary: I am so sick and tired of lying and cheating boyfriends... I think I will switch teams and go cockfree for a while..
Kate: Welcome to the team hun!

by jimissobored January 3, 2015

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Cockford

Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.

"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."

by bc93 November 21, 2011

Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007

Conforce

1.) A conjuction of the words Convince & Force.
2.) To make up someone's mind for them. Not give them the option to say no

John doesn't want to go out with us tonight. We'll have to conforce him to come with

by Shawn Baker April 13, 2007

cockforbrains

someone with no brains whatsoever and has there mind on cock (not including straight guys); someone who is a comeplete retard and can't do jack shit about it

"I can't believe your gay you cockforbrains idiot!" or "You don't know anything you fucking cockforbrains moron!"

by Bob snider May 19, 2006