cocklogic

the natural method of decision making employed by the male of the homosapien species

cocklogically i should definately keep peering down her top.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

cocklog

The feeling of an erect penis or dildo inside the person receiving anal sex. Word come from the feeling of having to defecate while the foreign object is inserted.

"Anal isn't so bad, it just feels like you've got a major cocklog in there."

by Gorto April 4, 2008

Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

cockflock

v. clockflocks, cockflocked, cockflocking
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.

2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.

3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.

also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.

Ant. Cockblock

1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.

2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.

3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.

by NickC November 25, 2005

cocklogger

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.

Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!

by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

cockflopable

Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.

I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.

by Jesty May 1, 2006

Cockflosser

A whore with a big enough gap between her teeth that you can throw your dick between her choppers.

My homeboy Gill threw a party and there were nothing but cockflossers rolling around. Keep your Gills Clean!

by Pfife Dogg July 7, 2008