cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

rock your cock off

To be impressed.

Hey Dave, that steak will rock your cock off.

by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017

knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.

That tentacle porn will knock your cock off.

by Who are you? GTFO of here! July 17, 2014

cock off

A humungous backside you could rest a cup on

'Wow!!! her cock off is immense!'

by nangishpasty February 5, 2010

Shoot my cock off

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.

"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

cock it off

verb. To blow something off, fuck it off, to intentionally not do something important.

"Do the job, don't cock it off."

by B. Briggs December 15, 2008