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cockdoodle

somebody that just looks like a 6 year old doodled a cock.
man jeff looks like a cockdoodle today
by sillyboy87 September 30, 2012
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cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.
cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.
by Minouser December 12, 2009
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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
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cockadoodlebuttfuck

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.
Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"
by Joe with the face September 16, 2008
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Cocadoodle doo blow

A blow job on the tip of the cock.

It makes your partner yell cocadoodle doo !
OH OH ! COCADOODLE DOO BLOW ! baby yeahh that's nicee !
by ughhhhhh210210210 February 10, 2009
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cockadoodiepoopie

something, ususally a situation, that stinks, sucks.
that is really cockadoodiepoopie that you have to go to another bridal shower.
by hulk August 5, 2004
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Cockadoodledoo

1. A guy who has a chicken for a dick
2. Dumbass who thinks with his dick every morning
1: Boy: What the fucks up with Leo?

Boy2: I don't know, i think he is a cockadoodledoo

2. he is a cockadoodledoo every morning
by energystar November 16, 2011
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