cockbooger

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008

Cockboost

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.

So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.

by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009

Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockahoop

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.

(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.

by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

Cockapoo

A dog that is a hybrid of Cocker Spaniel and Poodle. A both energetic and lazy dog with a kind soul and heart, unless approached by an evil bystander. Loves you more than herself, attention, being played with, and meeting new dogs and people. Adorable and free-spirited animal

"Oh, Mom, can I pet that Cockapoo? It is so cute!"

by 50centremix May 7, 2015

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005