cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

by tony February 23, 2005

flying cock monkey

some one who bothers you and wont leave you alone.

your foot steps become theres. creepy huh. That person becomes the flying cock monkey..... "look out dorthy, the monkeys will get you!"

by J-chan September 19, 2007

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

Swagga Like Cock Monkey

An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.

Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!

by Kevin Kowelin May 03, 2011

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)

furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

by poop sack December 10, 2010