Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
by blondefarmgirl July 29, 2010
a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.
by Matt Abrams January 02, 2008
by Deth Driver August 19, 2012
bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts
by Dopeldog January 14, 2011
by ickyonions February 01, 2012
The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.
Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
Bill: "I hate it when that happens"
Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"
by Ray Kinsella March 28, 2011