When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
Get the Cock-a-doodle-poomug. by TheGamesta September 6, 2009
Get the Cock-a-doodle-damnmug. When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it
Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.
Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
by Peefdeef May 28, 2018
Get the Cock-a-doodle discusmug. Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do
Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022
Get the Cock-a-doodle-domug. i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?
by zuizuizui March 27, 2010
Get the cock-a-doodle-doomug. by Pete Edge February 16, 2020
Get the Cock-a-doodle-doomug. Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."
by Danielle Jean April 6, 2006
Get the Cock A Doodle Snoozemug.