When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers March 28, 2018
A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.
"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
by pepper5319 December 18, 2018
Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do
Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
by PussyDestroyer2022 January 02, 2022
by ASja2002 September 14, 2013
i don't know why,but when i hear "cock-a-doodle-doo" a have a very strong association with masturbating...anyone else?
by zuizuizui March 28, 2010
by Pete Edge February 17, 2020
Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."
by Danielle Jean March 22, 2006