bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007

Cocalar

A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.

Cocalar: Salut fratioru'. Vrei sa mananci o samanta cu mine? Te fac si cu un parfum!

by Newyo January 28, 2022

Coca Cola Bandit

A man who jokingly robs shops too dangerously
(Such as robbing a candy store)

Did you kill a man just to steal the chocolate from him? Fuck you fucking Coca Cola Bandit

by BlurBoy December 20, 2021

Coca-Cola Espuma

When the Coca-Cola explodes

COCA-COLA ESPUMA

by Mr.6% October 20, 2020

cocacolastic

The standard response to the word fantastic. It implies something even above fantastic.

White guy: Hi!
Junior: Hi!
White guy: Fantastic!
Junior: cocacolastic!

by JackFromTexas July 1, 2022

Hitler's Coat Rack

A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.

~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

by cookiemonsterftw September 9, 2011

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019