Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

by hi_there! June 10, 2021

comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

Commatose

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.

An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.

by Pat R. March 18, 2009

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010

cobracore

1. belonging to the band cobra starship: ultimate form of cobracore
2. living and breathing everything cobra starship as a fan and knowing every single word to every song.
3. a fan of cobra starship who completely loves everything about them and has gotten tickets to and has been in the pit during at least one of their shows (seats don't count kiddies!)
4. a person who wears hoodies and hats and listens to cobra starship: see hoodiecore
5. a person who calls a friend/family member/friend's family member vickyt.
6. a person who does the cobra sign and says "fangs up!" for pictures or for no reason at all

*doesn't apply to kids younger than 16

"Are they going to the Cobra Starship concert?"
"Of course they are, they're cobracore."

"Ashley is so cobracore, she knows every single one of Cobra Starships' songs."

by pao-wow September 30, 2007

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 12, 2008