SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!

that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

by toucansandfish March 18, 2023

Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

On the Cob

Something so corny it's still on the cob.

"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."

"Tell me why this test is on the cob."

by OntheCob November 19, 2012

Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!

dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight

by daddydong83831 December 14, 2019