couch killing

to get very very stoned and sit/lay on the couch for hours upon hours and consuming larges amounts of food.

i was couch killing for a couple hours, eating chinese food and doritos.

by killtheghoul March 22, 2007

Cooch kick

When a woman proceeds to piss off her significant other, after the man being frustrated asks to have sex. Before or after (depending on how the man feels) then kicks his woman right in the groinal area.

"man my bitch was makin me angry so i gave her a jolly ol' cooch kick"

by phildo reynolds September 29, 2006

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny

And denny had a cooch kite

by Skuuter October 12, 2020

couch king

The male version of pillow princess.

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.

by Kation March 19, 2022

Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.

When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.

by ralphieG December 18, 2012

coachkodtierttv

A BOT AT 3on3 freestyle

Coachkodtierttv is trash and a bot

by Dnennrjxjxjw November 24, 2021