Cmp

Call me please

Can you cmp

by Axnni April 2, 2024

cmp

Call My Phone

Lets leave and then you can cmp when you get home.

by love4lebron December 14, 2025

CMPL

Crapping My Pants Laughing

Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.

by Camaromelt July 6, 2009

cmpol

crap my pants out loud

when you laugh so hard and crap your pants and it makes a loud noise. much like in the movie hot rod.

man i cmpol at that movie last night it was so funny.

by secretwafflesandwhich November 29, 2010

crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

when someone has done somthng real bad to you or you heard something real bad..

the opposite of lmao lol lmsao lls roflmao

may b also used when extremely happy things happen in ur life..
ex.. ma dad bought me a new car today..i`m soo crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

ex.. hey doug u heard that kid in the corner is dead??
oh jeez this is unbelievable crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)..

ex.. i saw ma mum beat ma dad..dat is sooo bad..crying ma pupils out..(CMPO)

by klug_1 June 5, 2009

cmpisdabest

the most manly baldi fan

im cmpisdabest

by cmpisdabest October 22, 2023

CMPWKSTA

<Kom-pwik-sta>
The general world in which a gamer lives, not an acronym, just r-tard-d way of spelling computor work station

(unkempt chinese guy enters)
Crit: wow somebody woke up on the wrong side of CMPWKSTA

by [Kaemmer] October 17, 2006