Clunge

A British vagina.

ChrisV90 viciously ate out that girls clunge.

by Gatsbysandhu September 18, 2014

Clunge

A vagina that is smelly or repulsive in nature, such as one infected with blue waffle or another STI of that sort.

Also used similarly to "cunt" when in reference to conversation with friends.

"Hey clunge!"

"Oh gross, you can smell that chicks clunge from here!"

by cold weiner October 18, 2011

Clunge

A composition of the two words cringe and minge. Used to describe something incredibly cringe or incredibly good.

“That is the clungest thing I’ve ever hear mate”

by Blad Bertmati May 31, 2020

Clunge

A word used instead of the usual "C" word. Or just generally used as an insult.

Jord, your such a clunge.

by Captain_61 January 11, 2008

Clunge

Used to associate with a girl.

I'm in clunge heaven. This is the ultimate clunge magnet.

by Pringle Mingle September 17, 2011

Clunge

A word often used to describe a fit girl who is younger than you, usually past the appropriate age gap

Boy 1: That girl over there is well fit
Boy 2: Yeah but shes three years below us
Boy 1: Clunge!!

Boy 1: Look at that Clunge over there
Boy 2: That is some good Clunge

by Tienanmen May 11, 2010

Clunge

The typical homosexual way of saying vagina, no one straight uses this. Seriously, when's the last time you heard someone say "I'm going to take the clunge"? Or "I'm going to plunge the hell out of that clunge?"

It sounds more like some sort of product you'd see at 1 in the morning than something you'd use an awkward sexual advance.

tl;dr a typical British word for vagina

British Male: Cheerio doll, how would you like to show off that clunge there yes indeed?

Female: What...?

British Male: *sips tea* Your cooter there

Female: What...?

British Male: Bloody hell for the love of Freddie Mercury and the Queen, your vagina!!!

by anon1978 July 2, 2009