Noun: the table in the clubroom; a black hole for edibles. Any food placed here WILL be eaten by anyone walking by it. To put food on the clubroom table is to sacrifice any or all sole right to such food.
Verb, "to clubroom table": the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom tabling food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the guise of being "friendly".
Verb, "to clubroom table": the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom tabling food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the guise of being "friendly".
"Mate I just Clubroom Tabled thirty quid of Sainsbury's snacks. Terrible idea. My producer will never agree to reimburse me."
"Shit dude that's a lot of pizza. Just shove it on the clubroom table, it'll be gone in an hour."
"Shit dude that's a lot of pizza. Just shove it on the clubroom table, it'll be gone in an hour."
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