Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

cludgeroo

A vagina that is abnormally deep, resembling a digeredoo.

Man, she had a proper cludgeroo, I went all the way in and I was nearly touching her lungs!

by Mojo-hobo December 2, 2007

Clunge bill

A clunge bill is the amount of money you spend on your woman.

Damn! My clunge bill is high this month, the cinema, the restaurant and all that lingerie for her.

by Stabs McCoy August 9, 2012

Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen

Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront March 5, 2019

Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 28, 2010

Clunge gunge

A sticky liquid which lubricates the walls of the vagina which is produced during sexual arousal.

After fingering her i subtly wiped her Clunge gunge on the pillow case.

by JHRW May 15, 2008

clungebob clungepants

a girl with a spongey clunge who lives in a pineapple under the sea

omg look at her she's a right clungebob clungepants

by ClungeySue November 9, 2009