muck a cornhole

To eat out someones butthole.

Person 1: yo have you muck her cornhole yet?
Person 2: yeah guy, I have mucked out that cornhole like 20 times, dat shit is clean!!!!
Person 1: naaww I would never muck a cornhole!

by babymomma2.0 June 9, 2011

clownshoes

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.

My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.

by Blunchtable December 9, 2010

cornhole tremor

A loud fart that gives off strong vibrations.

by Jake July 2, 2003

cornhole chowdah

This comes out of your ass after a night of binge drinking.

"Jamiquah was out binge drinking all last night, and now she's got the cornhole chowdah".

by Richard James Turnupseed June 13, 2006

clownshoe

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

cornhole crusader

quite simply, one who crusades into another persons butt oriface. Basically, a holy ass plunderer

That priest touching that small boy is a cornhole crusader

by mistaT123123213123 May 6, 2007