Chutster

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.

Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though

by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009

Cloyster

The best Pokémon.

My favorite Pokémon. He will pwn anything.

by Juxtapositioning Script August 12, 2003

CLOWNSTER

To be different and to be unique from people eye. To take opportunity you get in life. Not caring want people think about you no matter what. When some says to turn left... Go right.

THAT A CLOWNSTER

THAT IS A CLOWNSTER (OR) BE A CLOWNSTER

by Follow me on ig @A.gotjokes September 8, 2017

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

clubsteraunt

A clubsteraunt is a place of gathering that is family friendly during the day and a dancing alcoholics dream by night. Filled with lights and a DJ.

I'm really glad that at a clubsteraunt I can enjoy dinner with my grandma then stick around to get black out drunk and give a thumbs up to the dj.

by Bouncingtitties July 5, 2014