The Cloudy Monocle

The act of ejaculating in someones eye.

John: That vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle...

Roger: Like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

John: No he fucking jizzed in my fucking eye!

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Sweety Cloudy

a phrase or nickname used to describe individual named 'Cloud' in a derogatory or mocking manner to annoy or frustrate the individual.

A random individual Hey Sweety Cloudy hope your having a nice day!

by anonymous January 13, 2022

cloudy sprite

cloudy sprite is when you drop a xanax bar into you sprite and it dissolves into the drink so it doesn't hit you al at once. dropping the xanax bar into your sprite will make the xanax turn into a power and turn your drink cloudy.

John: hey, what you sippin on?

Carter: cloudy sprite

by Mr dick destroyer June 24, 2018

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

A very funny movie based on the 20 page children's book, even though it's nothing like it. Flint is a very... strange... guy around 17 I'm guessing who is thoroughly hated. He lives on a very small island hidden under the A in Atlantic Ocean on the map. He has all kinds of weirdo inventions that just cause destruction. He has a monkey named Steve who has a Monkey Thought Translator so we know what he's thinking. One day Flint invents a machine,FLDSMDFR, that turns water into food, which is a good thing because all his town has to eat are sardines. Accidentally, the FLDSMDFR ends up in the sky where it sucks up the rain from the clouds and turns it into food. Everything was great until the mayor became obsessed (and really super fat) and kept ordering too much food from the FLDSMDFR. The food got bigger and bigger. It became a big threat to the island. Flint, Sam, Brent, and Manny stop the machine and everything is OK. To stop the FLDSMDFR, Flint had to stay behind to spray the opening with Spray-On Shoes, and it explodes. Flint is carried down by the Ratbirds in a very cliche way, with half his hair burnt off.

Flint's inventions:
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)

Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!

Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.

Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?

by invader Jenna September 3, 2010

cloudy pie shooter

Getting a blowjob, before busting a nut, have the woman take a hit of marijuana smoke, then having here continue to suck until you cum in her smoke infested mouth.

Guy 1: what did you and that girl jessica do last night?

Guy 2: I gave her the nastiest cloudy pie shooter ever!

by Thomas loves yo mama! August 5, 2011

rent-a-Clouseau

A security guard who falsely accuses somebody of malfeasance or wrongdoing and stubbornly defends this assumption.

I'm banned from that Safeway because the rent-a-Clouseau thinks I'm a shoplifter.

by James Conrad May 20, 2008

CloudyOne

1) A "CloudyOne," or "Cloudy One" is a person who insists on doing brainless things. They often do first, then ask questions later.
2) Someone who only engages in dating activity with whores/sluts of a school.

1)
VanHauser: God he's such a CloudyOne.

2)
He likes to date them skanks..Yeah, he's a real CloudyOne

by t1mCatHauser October 17, 2004