Closter 

To be a James Baek and look stupid.

Did you see that Closter? I thought I would die when I saw it! James Baek is so FUCKING STUPID!

Closter by John Choi April 14, 2005

Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

Closter by Griffle8 March 30, 2026

A Closter 

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

A Closter by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

clusterfuck 

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

clusterfuck by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck 

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

clusterfuck by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck 

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

clusterfuck by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck 

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

Clusterfuck by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019