clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk

outta my way you clodass

by jesse November 17, 2003

comasexual

A man with his brain in his dick, often homophobic.

I don't pick up men for intelligent conversation, I'm just interested in comasexuals.

by oliverthered August 9, 2013

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Comasode

A quick episode of a coma. Often experienced after lunch.
Also know as a Food Comasode

I was having a food comasode at my desk as my boss walked up behind me and woke me up.

by masterodisaster1 March 9, 2010

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

comasko

It is the word commonly used to shorten the phrase, "Come on, let's go!"

When in a hurry to get to the movie, mom would yell "Comasko" to get us out the door on time.

by Derdav May 17, 2014

Chlomas

A relationship of A male and a Female by the name of Thomas and Chloe. This relationship is strong and they stick together through thick and thin. Thomas is presently very popular, so is Chloe. If you have a crush on someone who is popular and you are not and that persons name is either Chloe and Thomas it will not work out.

OMG, Chlomas is soooo cute.
Oh look, its Chlomas

by stuffyourustum April 21, 2018