clittordick

When either a clit is so big it could be mistaken for a penis or a penis is so small it could be mistaken for a dick.

Woah Dustin, stick that clittordick back in yo' cunt.

by JWeeks May 13, 2008

Clitordick

To have a clitoris of at least 3 inches of length or longer and under scrutiny seems to be penial in shape.

Yo dude I was about to go down on this girl last night when she almost took out my eye with her Clitordick.

by Pabloslemon April 5, 2015

Litterdick

Littering in a dick-ish manner

Oh my god, Nick, stop being such a litterdick and pick up your trash.

by Whophead January 10, 2010

Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

by Reeses lover January 13, 2007

clisterfick

Euphemism for clusterfuck.

This administration is a ginormous clisterfick.

by D. Weltner August 17, 2007

Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

Clickerdick

In lieu of RTFMing (i.e. reading the f*ing manual), it is the action performed using the mouse when hopelessly lost in the quagmire of the world-wide web - desperately searching and searching and searching....

Q: How'd you find that website?!?
A: I dunno, I was just clickerdicking around and there it was!

by GirlsofCKS May 11, 2009