Clingy

When a boyfriend/girlfriend wont stop texting you or calling you because they are to obsessed with you. Another way to say it is when they want to spend time with you every single day and minute.

Maya(Girlfriend): Hey, what you doing?;)
Max(Boyfriend): Nothing really
Maya: Do u wanna hang out?
Maya: Are u busy?
Maya: Am I clingy?
Max: Sorry, I can't I have football practice then I have dinner with my family

by Ba Jin May 22, 2018

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Run A Clinic

A phrase describing a massive beatdown given to any individual. To serve up an ass whoopin' of biblical proportions.

"Hey man, if don't get up outta my face, I'm gonna Run A Clinic on your ass!!"

by BNazty December 30, 2011

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Cling Bur

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Cinzie

A fun-loving girl with a super nice ass.

Dude, did you hear what Cinzie said about Ben?

by Dudeofmany101 August 11, 2020

clingits

Another word for testicles.

Your clingits are showing

by Sambooch January 10, 2008