clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

clean the car

To have wild crazy sex with the partner in a dirty ca.

Girl: You free later
Guy:Yeah why?
Girl:you wanna try and clean the car?

by xlasko321 January 17, 2016

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...

“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”

by Shrek710 August 9, 2019

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

Clean the Gutters

To engage in anal sex.

Mike always raves about how he loves to clean the gutters, but really, he's just too poor to afford condoms.

by Domestic Violence July 27, 2010

wii Clean the House

when you clean your house JUST enough to be able to play the wii.

"Hey man did you clean up the pad?"
"No dude, wii Clean the House and got baked"

by autmonster January 15, 2009