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"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012
Get the San Clemente Sludge Sled mug.A great city of 60,000 people in Orange County, California. San Clemente is the southernmost city in OC before the Camp Pedleton Marine Base. It is known for excellent beaches, perfect year-round weather, families, surfing, bomb food, and Spanish Architecture.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
1). Trestles is a famous surf break, located in San Clemente. Also, mentioned by The Beach Boys.
2). Talega is a huge development of new homes built on the eastside of I-5. It is very expensive, and has some great golfing.
3). The wooden pier in SC is a staple for San Clemente's idealic Southern Californian beach culture.
4.) Most of the city is built on a slope and around canyons, which are abound in San Clemente.
Overall, San Clemente is an excellent city for families who want to enjoy a safe and clean beach environment.
by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007
Get the san clemente mug.Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!
Person 2: Just had a hunch...
Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life
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Get the San Clemente mug.Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.
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