Clarasm

A deadpan delivery of a clearly sarcastic statement with no hints of it being sarcastic, leading recipients of the statement to believe it was unsarcastic.

Arthur: Hey Ben, why do you think that german girl described your snapchat stories as sexually emasculating?
Ben: Oh, yeah. Don't worry about it. It was just a clarasm. You will be able to pick her jokes up when you get to know her better.

by Vanthiel May 25, 2021

cargasm

when you’re driving a car and you flawlessly park or make a turn so perfect you get overblown with joy

That left turn gave me a cargasm

by God af August 24, 2021

cargasm

Having an orgasm within the car while tapping on the gas.

I had a cargasm the other day in my toyota it felt awesome.

by bhensel April 17, 2009

Cargasm

(noun<informal>) when one's excitement is too much for passing cars and uncontrollably naming cars and having an orgasmic breath pattern. word family cargasmer, cargasmatism, cargasmous.

my friend is having multiple cargasms in a row he is naming every single passing car and stating its features.

by beast070296 March 18, 2011

cargasm

The impulsive scream/yell/cry of relief made as soon as you close the door when entering a warm vehicle from the freezing cold outdoors.

She sprinted to her car, shivering and teeth chattering, and shouted as she slammed the door, "GAHHH IT'S FUCKIN COLD!!". Total cargasm.

by writerdude February 28, 2009

Clorgasm

When everything is clean. Upon completion, you are overcome with a great deal of satisfaction, stress relief, and/or happiness that causes you to feel physically and/or mentally better.

Oh my god, I just had a clorgasm. This place is clean for the first time in weeks!

by Jalmeter August 8, 2016

cargasm

the act of messing around with a significant other in a parked car resulting in orgasm

The chemistry between us was intense. On our first date we never made it to dinner. Instead, I let Carl give me a "cargasm" in the restaurant parking lot.

by Tramp 2 July 14, 2010