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Santa Clarita

Don't live here unless you're above the age of 30 and plan on having no cultural stimulation. The police don't like children here and harass them regularly. The city does everything it can to prevent transit from going in and out of the city after dark and on weekends so kids without cars have nothing else better to do but sit around and fear the police.

Boring, Fascist, and Conservative.

a.k.a. The People's Republic of Santa Clarita
(Santa Clarita)
You guys wanna smoke a bowl and hang out in Town Center?

Of course, there's nothing else to do in this town.
by Entropic September 12, 2006
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Maurice Clarett

Former running back for ohio state, was recently arrested in August of 2006 for making an illegal u-turn, and cops found 3 handguns and a loaded AK ready to go in his car, and some grey goose vodka
Maurice Clarett may have had connections with an isreali mafia
by -=<+>=- September 8, 2006
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The ubersexy frontwoman for the New York band Morningwood. Also the best dancer ever (next to Maynard James Keenan of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Also contributes to Alternative Press magazine.
Holy fuck, have you seen the Jetsetter music video? Chantal Claret is fucking gorgeous.
by Maybell1ne August 20, 2006
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Claretiano

Someone who studies in Claret School. Mostly consist of affluent and personable students
basta mahal mo ang Claret, dude, Claretiano ka.
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a person who watches out for you when trying new and different drugs; usually thee experienced person or the person with less intrest in the drug; person who keeps you outta trouble
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Clarita

From the little Filipina Clarita of Gubat. The word is Latin derived which means little Clara. Clara is derived from the Medieval name derived from Latin clarus "clear, bright, famous". Saint Clare, a follower of Saint Francis of Assisi, left her wealthy family to found the order of nuns known as the Poor Clares. This is also the name of an Irish county which was named for the Norman invader Richard de Clare (known as Strongbow), whose surname is derived from an English river.
Hi Clarita! It's me John.
by John March 27, 2005
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Claresta

Claresta is a musical girl with talent. Everyone loves her amazing vocie. She is very pretty and funny, she is also a mulitalented musician.
Guy: Hey Claresta, I heard you last night and your vocie is amazing!
Claresta: Thanks! I'm mulitalented.
by HappyDays😀 October 16, 2018
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