Capperson

Someone that lies or "caps" a lot. Can also be called Mc. Capperson

He's Mc. Capperson right now bro

by Faded Cxsper November 8, 2020

coppertoned

when your bathing suit bottom gets pulled down, i.e. by a wave or a great friend, and your moon white butt gets flashed to all the innocent passerbys

That wave totally wiped me out! I just coppertoned some small children. Oh no! They are crying!

by K to tha T August 24, 2005

coppertoning

Removal of undergarments by the jowls of a four-legged furry mammal, in the fashion displayed on coppertone sunblock bottles.

The south park sexual harassment panda poster involves some serious coppertoning.

Would I get in trouble if I trained my dog to coppertone attractive people at the beach?

by YaleVocabulary December 2, 2009

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008

Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

Clapperdinkle

A word used when experiencing some dumb shit and you’re just not sure how to express yourself.

As Tommy walked in on his boyfriend and girlfriend in the room he calmly said “well that’s a fuckin Clapperdinkle”

by SchayMus May 28, 2020

Capperoni

The white-kid version of saying CAP.

Gregory: I beat some cheeks today
Timmothy: Capperoni

by Psyndelics October 2, 2020