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The Clan

- A crowd of 'music fans' or groupies, most of which are nothing but high maintenance, controlling, arrogant, self centered, jealous, conniving, conceded, back stabbing, hurtful, hate filled, 2-faced, malicious, miserable, catty, gossiping, mentally unstable, clueless, manipulative, obnoxious, trouble making, demanding, pathologically lying sheep, cowards, and drama queens, who ruin the 'scene' (rather than enhance and promote it), and the great music being played.

NOT to be confused with a REAL 'Clan' - which they often like people to think they are. Also not to be confused with the Klu Klux Klan, even though they have a similar value system.

*Note: The phrase "most of which", is not to be mistaken for "all of which". To think every member of "The Clan" was the same, would be an unfair mistake.
Beware of The Clan, for they will make your life a miserable hell. Stay safe and just buy a CD that you can listen to in the comfort of your own home. Be your own person, and don't let others dictate how to live your life.
by As Seen On TV December 6, 2004
mugGet the The Clanmug.

clan

clan is a term used to describe a group of people who share a common intrest in gaming they are fiercly teritorial and watch each others backs
|LAB| are the little aussie battlers they are also known as chopper whores by fellow clans
by Blitz April 21, 2005
mugGet the clanmug.

clan

A coven of random dorks, either organized locally, as close friends and neighbors, or globally, like halfway across the world.

Their mission? To ruin the fun of casual gamers in mainly FPS shooters like Counter-Strike, Quake, Unreal, etc.

Hours of play behind the screen has given their skin a unhealthy pale complexion.

A common hypothesis for these formations of these "clans", as they may call it, stemmed probably from neglected parenthood.
Casual Gamer (joined a CS server): "Hi!"
Klanner #1: "STFU N00b! We r teh l33t0rz to teh maxx0rz!"
Klanner #2: "Ya u gay azz fagg0t!"

20 minutes later...

Klanner #1: "Omgz! Lolz! Teh fag0rt has 15-30 kills! Banz!"
Admin: "Bye faggot"

Innocent casual gamer gets a kickban...
by Chang Tan December 21, 2004
mugGet the clanmug.

CLAN

a group of people who claim a certain ancestor
the uchiha clan is one of the most elite clans in konohagakure village.
by Nanami-sama December 28, 2005
mugGet the CLANmug.

clan

ppl who take computer games way to seriously. hav training sessions in which they all have to be online at certain times etc etc.
person 1:that game was impossible to play once those clan members joined.

person 2: well at least we hav lives outside of the computer
by asd July 18, 2004
mugGet the clanmug.

Aisha Clan-Clan

Catgirl Ambassador for the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire in the anime Outlaw Star. Gene Starwind considers her a nusiance, Jim Hawking gets along with her, and "Twilight" Suzuka is harassed by her.
by SovietViking January 18, 2004
mugGet the Aisha Clan-Clanmug.

Clan iF

A dead War3 TFT clan due to lame people who suck at War3 joined it because of retarded Shamans.
i wana join iF!
by .KiRbY. August 18, 2003
mugGet the Clan iFmug.

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