cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.

I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.

by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 11, 2009

Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.

After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013

Chamberlyn

A kind-hearted, extremely intelligent, and hard working sophisticated young woman. She makes the best of friends, she will take time to build trust for people but you must earn her attention. She's a beautiful girl who will do nearly anything to make someone happy. She doesn't hate easily and you have to do something to make her hate you. She's a lovely and absolutely perfectly imperfect human being. A conversation with her feels so natural and flowing.

"Chamberlyn helped me get over my ex and now she is my best friend"

by yobishlee August 29, 2018