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Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder
by Josh May 6, 2004
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Wisconsin Clam Chowder

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!
by Mr Yummy Food Critic December 1, 2011
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Clam chowdown

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"
by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019
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clam chowder

The fluids secreted from the elusive bearded clam when aroused, often tasting of fish and of a creamy texture.
I got some clam chowder up my nostril while giving her head hanging upside-down.
by Some kid from B-Town December 9, 2008
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clam chowder

that act of a drunk guy having intercourse with a female counterpart and just before he ejaculates, he screams "Psyche!" and proceeds to vomit all over her vagina from being too intoxicated.
"Oh Yeah baby!! Uh Huh, right there, right there... OoooohhhHhhh!! Here I cum.!...."

"PSYCHE!!!"

*SPEW*

=)~ {()}
by hotdog December 4, 2004
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Clam Chowdah

Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.

Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?

LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!

Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!

LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
by LoRes February 29, 2008
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New England Clam Chowder

When the guy pulls out and cums in a girl's belly button which resembles a bowl of New England Clam Chowder
Dude, I gave my girlfriend the New England Clam Chowder last night!
by gbajatikiman January 9, 2009
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