Clam Bake 

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

Clam Bake by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

Clam Bake 

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

Clam Bake by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

Clam Bake 

1. When a male takes a multiple females into a hot tub.

2. When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Also known as a shanghai artist.

1. "Matt invited a bunch of girls to a clam bake at his house on Friday".

2. "Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could clam bake his friends' wives".

Clam Bake by TheInfinitySaga July 6, 2012

Clam Bake 

See Dutch Oven and Queef. Similar to the Dutch oven however it can only be done by a woman. The woman queefs under the covers and pulls them over her bedmate's head to keep them trapped in the stink.

Did you see my youtube video of me doing a crazy Clam Bake my boyfriend? For some reason he is no longer returning my phone calls....

Clam Bake by Mr. Jinchao September 21, 2010

Clam Bake 

The act of a group of people getting together, usually equal number of guys and girls, and then having the girls 'clam slam' the boys in rotating succession. Not unlike an orgy.

"Man, that clam bake was so wild last night!"
"I know! Cindie slammed me so hard! Twice!"

Clam Bake by Logan Joshua Dylan Kralik February 8, 2009

Clam Bake 

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

Clam Bake by V J January 5, 2006

clam bake 

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

clam bake by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009