clarse

Class. Typically used in reference to football (soccer if you want to be wrong).

Unai Emery is a clarse manager.
Back in his prime, he was absolute clarse.

by My Nam Pickle Jeff March 20, 2021

clamslap

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Clapstick

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic

Person 1 ‘shut up’

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’

by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004

clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 6, 2011

nose clams

Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"

by Dave718 January 16, 2008